Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.
couldnt just borrow his sweaters like a normal boyfriend could you
i love seeing girls close ranks when their fella is cheating, instead of defending him and attacking the other girls. like seriously. it warms my cold, cold heart so much.
i need the rest of this story, where did you put the body
I’ve always wanted to do this. I hope they all went out for ice cream later too.
i want an update on this
FORCED TO FLEE WITH HIS NAN
I’m sorry but I WILL FOREVER REBLOG THIS. I’m not sorry. This is amazing.
fucking insane. mad respect
what the hell , I cant even draw a tree.
What if he screws up drawing the other eye
if it’s the sort of thing you would think of when casting a patronus charm then it’s not a waste of time
trying to do your homework and being on tumblr at the same time
things that will instantly improve any movie:
- bickering scientists
how about bickering lesbian scientists that build robots to fight dragons
Pacific Rim was so close.
how to draw a sheep: draw a cloud, legs, a circle for the head and there you have it
someone draw a sheep using these instructions
this rlly helped i think this is the best sheep i have EVER drawn!!!
its very good !!
Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
[Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]