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wifi-wizerd:

LOOK AT HIM HE IS THE TEA

post: SPREAD THIS LIKE WILDFIRE
me:

fook-me:

OH MY GOD

unamusedsloth:

Even on an escalator. [Video]

mszombi:

meladoodle:

one time when i was like 12 my dad wanted me to put a dvd in the dvd player and i was like ‘what do i get in return’ and he said ‘you can have half of the winnings of this stupid lotto ticket’ and he ended up winning 600,000 dollars and i was so pleased with myself. 300,000 dollars when youre 12 is pretty much like infinity dollars. he was so mad

Shit, man, $300,000 would be like infinity dollars to me now.

If everyone thought like this, it would change the world.

violue:

mishamigohs:

Misha was sweating a lot after the conversation while taking photos with fans :(
My friends and I felt bad watching him constantly wiping his face with his hands so we gave him a box of tissues to keep and he said gratefully “Thank you!” then proceeded to wipe his face with it

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but just when we were on our way out, he gave the box back to us + the one he had just used ….. you could imagine how speechless we were. 

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oh my god what

silohouettes:

I hate when a person says they’ve had a bad day and everyone, instead of trying to cheer them up, enters a competition of who’s had the shittest life

hi-ka-ru:

sciencehonky:

iwishihadafather:

this is internet gold

QUENCHED

my brother heard me watching this and started lip syncing the freaking video I love this

telapathetic:

this show never fails me

ask-demon-connie-springles:

all-hail-bill-nye:

totally-stab-caesar:

jennytrout:

jennytrout:

magdalenarivera:

#Wall decals about bible verses will class up any kitchen #You should come to my Thirty-One party

I can’t stop. There are too many:

#I’m the best mom on this field trip and everyone knows it #Have you read Eat, Pray, Love? #Let’s get lattes after Zumba! #Gluten causes Autism #I will have him pulled out of your class #Oh shoot, I forgot I volunteered to bring brownies to faith group tonight #We don’t let him watch more than one hour of TV a day #Stick figure family window sticker #(whispers behind hand) you’ve got to read 50 Shades of Grey

Forgive me. I am a mother, and I walk among these women every day. I have adopted their ways as a form of camouflage.

dying

ITS BACK AND IT GOT BETTER

#the ‘my child is gifted, I’m sorry yours isn’t like him’ hairstyle

#im a huge kiss ass to my son/daughters teacher because I want them to be the best and your kid isn’t good enough hairstyle

#I look down on you because you’re a single mom trying to raise that ‘thing’ of a child and you barely make enough to help out with fund raisers and donate to the school hairstyle

spookylynz:

destispell:

sam pepper is currently unemployed, being blacklisted by other youtubers, being banned from vidcon, has lost tons of followers on all social media accounts, and has a police report filed against him.

karma did not come back to bite sam pepper. karma came back, dragged sam pepper out of his house and beat the living shit out of him.

GOOD. THAT is what should be happening.